John Bishop
John Bishop has got three kids and so will do almost anything to get away, even if it is only for one night and involves time walking up mountains and sitting in cars with other sweaty men who all think they are funny. John is a multi award winning comedian and broadcaster, but nobody will really think that is important if he is being taken off Ben Nevis in helicopter because he was too much of a puff to get to the top. John is keen to not be the last comedian to complete the Three Peaks Challenge, particularly as there are some real fat gits doing it. It is worth noting that this is not the first endurance feat he has completed as he once rode a bicycle from Sydney Australia to Liverpool, so he should be in better shape than most of the big girls doing it. However John does not think he will be the first off the mountain as there some Canadians doing it, which is not fair, and you only have to look at Martin Big Pig to know he is really Big Foot and was born in the mountains and ate raw mountain goat for the first twenty seven years of his life.
